Short
funny golf jokes - one liners ! The schoolteacher
was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or
p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely
a vain attempt to do the same thing." Golf is what
you play when you're too out of shape to play softball. Q: What do you
call 1,000 golfers lined up on a pebble beach holding hands? Why do golfers
always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? The only reason
I play golf is to bug my wife. She thinks I'm having fun. You know it's
too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes. Where can you
find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day? Two golfers
were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when
one says to the other, Whats the difference
between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? What should
you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Do you know
why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Did you hear
about the golfer who got shot yesterday? Did you hear
about the golfer who got shot yesterday? The only difference
between driving in golf and driving a car is that when you drive
a car you don't want to hit anything. My uncle, who
has golfed all his life, has his own definition of the word G.O.L.F.:
Getting Old and Living Fine! Two long time
golfers were standing over looking the river. One golfer looked
to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain."
What are the
four worst words you could hear during a game of golf? Did you hear
about the player who spent so much time in the bunker he got mail
addressed to Hitler? A golfer has
one advantage over a fisherman. "Your trouble
is that you're not addressing the ball correctly." Q: What is the
difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot? The other day
I was playing golf and I hit two of my best balls. Q: What do you
call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? "What is a handicapped
golfer?" |